Tagged by the lovely and talented Mrs. Moody:

3 Names You Answer to:
GH
Lil'Vandal
Lil'Bethany

3 Parts of Your Heritage:
English
Danish
German

3 Things That Scare You:
Snakes (seriously)
Tornadoes (once wiped out my girlfriend's house and planted their van in a sprinkler miles away)
Math

3 Everyday Essentials:
Coffee or Non-Fat Chai from Starbucks
Perfume (I'm a perfume WHORE)
Snuggle time with The Bug

3 Things You’re Wearing:
Yoga Pants
T-Shirt
Toe ring

3 Favorite Songs (right now):
"Let Me Touch You For Awhile" - Allison Krauss and Union Station
"Bizarre Love Triangle" - New Order
"Blue Eyes" - Cary Brothers

3 Things About the Opposite Sex That Appeals to You:
Humor
Intelligence
Knowing how to look for your own damn receipt in the trashcan full of last night's Chinese takeout ... er wait ....

3 Things You Want in a Relationship:
Passion
Trust
Love
Nah ... who am I kidding? Just some dirty sex will do.

3 Favorite Hobbies:
Reading books: non-fiction anything
Playing the baby grand (I really do, HDH!)
Finding receipts in the trashcan, apparently

3 Things to Do Before You Die:
Tone up this body
Learn a new language
Use that language to yell profanities at my husband

3 Places You Want to Go:
Europe
Charleston, SC
NYC ... been there, but must go again!

3 Ways You’re Stereotypically Female (or male if you’re a guy):
I keep Bobbi Brown cosmetics in business.
I am religious about hair related stuff.
Shaving and waxing the parts, a must.

2 Truths 1 Lie (in no particular order):
I played pinball with David Hasselhoff in the late 80's
I'll be THIRTY on Wednesday, bitches!
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

3 People You’re Tagging:
Anyone who wants to ...