I saved the story before they took took it down - which they did, about five minutes later. It just struck the funny chord with me today:
WIGGINS - Police are asking for help identifying an elderly woman they have in custody who may have suffered a stroke.
The woman was picked up recently by the Wiggins Police Department on I-76 and Highway 34. She is being held at the Morgan County Detention Center on minor misdemeanor charges.
Officials say the woman may be 62-year-old Aniotte Palmer. She is 5 feet 2 inches tall and weights 110 pounds. She looks pretty pissed.

Anyone who can help to identify the woman is asked to call the Morgan County Sheriff's Office at 970-867-2461.

Indeed, my friend, she does ...



