I thought I'd share this little bit of news that came (no pun intended) through my little "Hey, click here and email me if you want to tell me something interesting!" button on my blog. And this certainly was interesting.

And apparently, this person has a job that they should be paid in gold for doing. See below:

"Girl....I love my job. But today, something happened that just bothered me MORE than ANYTHING that has ever happened in the history of EVER!!!!

I was scanning for venous reflux and I have to start high up in the CROTCH area and find the Common Femoral Vein. Apparently, Mr. 65 and Horny had a hard-on, which isn't uncommon but it does throw ya for a loop and shit. I ignored it, and even though we are TAUGHT to FLICK the WEINER, I refrained because I'm all about NOT embarrassing my patients and whatnot. Coupled with that was the fact that he had a fat stomach that kind of hung down so I had to LIFT the SHIT and probe deeper...trying to find my MARK!

All of a sudden, his breathing became labored and his legs started to shake and I thought, "The FUCK?" and I asked him, "Um...are you ok?" because I thought he was gonna pass out or his legs were about the buckle and he was gonna fall off the table onto ME! He could barely talk but he did manage to get out a feeble, "Um...yeah...I'm ok" and the next thing I know, I have a dime sized dollop of JIZM on my GLOVE!

That's right.

He ejaculated on me.

What's worse, and yet what cemented the fact that my worst FEAR had just CAME TO FRUITION, was the fact that I could SMELL his semen. Fucking nasty.

So....how was your day?"

I responded with my story of working in Plastic Surgery, and dealing with a patient over the phone who had apparently 'spoken with' the doctor I worked for 'about his issues'. It isn't uncommon for patients to present in Plastic Surgery with pictures of their malformed boobies or what not, so when he said, "I'm sending in pictures" and verified our address, it didn't surprise me at all.

What surprised me was opening the envelope a week later and finding 8x10's of this dude jacking off.

I remember one doctor looking over my shoulder as I screamed, and said, "Yeah, some people just do that every now and then to get their jollies off".

Apparently so.

So, how was YOUR day??

Anyone? Anyone?