Green Apple Martini: "Underneath His Beans" or "What Was Overheard at the Second Sex Toy Party"

Saturday, January 27, 2007

"Underneath His Beans" or "What Was Overheard at the Second Sex Toy Party"

Kath hosted a sex toy party last night at her lovely casa. I decided to write down some of what was overheard last night ...

Regarding the pencil toppers we received:
"Do you have your p*nis?"

"Look, battling c*cks!!"

"Oooops, my p*nis keeps falling off."

"Hey, someone dropped their c*ck on the floor."

"Is this the caucasion size??"

"Who put the p*nis on the weiner dog figurine?? Because that's f*cking FUNNY."

(To see where else the p*nis topper's landed at Kath's house, click right here)

Regarding I'm not sure what:
"It tastes like BURNING!"

About bl*w jobs:
"It's not a BLOW vacation, it's a blow JOB."

"Braces - got me a nice break from blow jobs!"

Regarding the pheromone stuff:
"It's too fruity on me. Wait, that doesn't sound good at all."

The favorite phrase of the evening to describe, well, you know!:
"BEANS!"

Regarding a toy that was a popular purchase:
"This Jelly Osaki is making me turn Japanese"
followed by ".... I really think so! I really think so!"

A certain someone's thoughts about backdoor l*vin', if you will:
"Shipping not receiving, thanks!"

Quote from a lovely lady blogger while placing order:
"Wait, do I NEED c*ck rings??"

Episode recounted by hotdrwife
10 of you told me what you really thought!

Name: Hot Dr's Wife!
Location: The Rockies

I am the wife of a surgeon, a mother of a three-year-old son, a sister to a redneck brother, the daughter of a dad I miss daily. Colorado native, raised on a ranch, been on a cattle drive and driven many combines. I am always barefoot, I love my friends, and I insist Happy Hour start at 5:00 pm and not a minute later.

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