Officially Five Years of Wedded Effin' Bliss
But whatever. If I had a boat and all that.
The following exchanges took place during dinner:
HDH: What things are you looking forward to in the next five years?
HDW: I don't know. .. let me think ....
HDH: Hey, I just did something really stupid and you are going to blog about it, no doubt.
HDW: What's that?
HDH: You know how this place has a little dish of butter on the table? And little dishes of salt and pepper?
HDW: Yes ..... ?
HDH: Yeah, well, it's fucking DARK. So I grabbed the salt thinking it was the butter and put it on my knife.
HDW: Yes ..... ?
HDH: Yeah, well, it's fucking DARK. So I grabbed the salt thinking it was the butter and put it on my knife.
HDW ... is laughing.
HDH: But it gets worse. I put the salt on my knife, thinking it's butter, right? Then it FALLS, so I think it's fucking whipped butter on my lap. Turns out - it's just fucking salt.
HDW: .... is laughing ... a lot more.
HDH: So I put water on my napkin thinking I've got butter all over myself but it's salt. So that's nice. Way to go. It's all over my salad plate and everything.
HDW: So, to answer your question - what am I looking forward to in the next five years? That would be wiping your ass a helluva lot sooner than I'd planned on.
...... a little later on .........
HDH: Oh my god, this is the best shashmi EVER.
(takes entire appetizer, eats it, and leaves a crumb - swear to god - for me)
HDW: Thanks. Thanks a lot for the fucking crumb.
Waiter: Can I bring you anything else?
HDW: No, but I'm about ready to stab my husband in the leg with my fork.
HDH: And I have NO DOUBT IN MY MIND that she ACTUALLY will
Happy Anniversary to us and all that.
(We're driving home tomorrow post-snow, think good thoughts for us, k?)
