Questions From Shmeder
This is a hard question, as I'm not really fearful of much (other than really deep stuff like losing a child, stuff like that). I will, however, haul my ass into the basement if a tornado is mentioned anywhere in the tri-state area. When the tornado whistle/warning goes off, I damn near pee myself. I hate those things. And with good reason, too. I've been in a few, and my high school friend's house was wiped out by one. Fucking nature creatures of the DEVIL!! Oh, and I'm a bit afraid of my husband's ex girlfriend. She's not right in the noggin.
BIG FAT EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh, and we're in a Tornado Warning RIGHT FUCKING NOW for another fifteen minutes. Hello, basement!!!
2. Apart from the mediocre sex that you may encounter (exhibit A, click here), have you ever gone into the $5 video booth at the porn store next to The Bluebird? If no, are you a bit curious? Why? If yes, who did you go with and why wasn't I invited?
Wait, whoooooooooooa ... you mean to tell me there's a $5 video booth next to The Bluebird and I haven't GONE??? What the fuck?? Where have I been? Living in a cave? And being a good FRIEND, you would think you would have shared this knowledge with me already.
Of course I'm curious, woman! I'll put that on my list of 'Things To Do In Denver'. I'll need a wingwoman, so plan on going with me. After a lot of drinks, of course, just not chocolate martini's.
3. You know that I'm not a fan of liars but I realize that dishonesty happens in everyone's life to a certain extent.. What was the worst lie you ever told as a kid? If you have never lied, then what was the worst lie anyone ever told you? Why?
Of course I lied as a kid. I remember telling my mom I didn't use her jewelry, but somehow managed to wear something of hers during school pictures and she found out that way. How stupid is that? Very! (but it really did make the outfit ...)
And although I wouldn't say it's the worst lie anyone has told ME, I had one ex-boyfriend that did his fair share of whoring around. He would use his cell phone as his 'main contact number' for me and his friends/family, but kept his home phone number connected, no phone, just the Caller ID under his bed to track the calls. Lotsa girls, including his WIFE, would call ... I got out shortly thereafter.
4. What is the best gift you have ever received? I'm not looking for an answer like "my wonderful husband Bob" or "my adoring two headed child Chuck". I'm looking for something you got to open or was a surprise(you know, birthdays, graduations etc.). Why is it your favorite?
Well, my two-headed child, Chuck, is a blessing, thankyouverymuch. But - if I had to pick something else ... it would be a toss-up between the pearl ring my dad and mom gave me for my high school graduation and the earrings/necklace my husband had made for me after having our son. It has the birthstones of all of us included. Buying said gift prompted my husband to say, "Next time, let's have a kid in a month where the birth stone isn't so fucking expensive". Still, beautiful and I wear it often.
Woo-whee, that was fun, Shmeder! Thanks for sending them along. I'd offer to come up with some questions for the rest of you, but I'm pretty much sure they'll suck in comparison to the ones I got and the ones I've already read.
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