Slacker In the Sack
We were discussing my new trainer at the health club, and then (somehow, God only KNOWS how) began discussing my husband seeing a certain (male) neighbor at the health club, sans clothes, in the locker room.
HotDoctorHusband: And you know, that's not a good naked.
HotDoctorWife: It doesn't really matter. I've been with a lot of guys that weren't 'good naked' - it's not that important in bed.
HDH: Jesus Christ, what do you MEAN it's not important?
HDW: I've been with ONE GUY who had a rock hard ass.....
HDH: ..................... WELL, THANK YOU!!
(commence HDW laughing hysterically)
HDW: It wasn't YOU!!! (still laughing)
HDH: BULLSHIT!! Underneath this buttah is ALL granite, babeeeeeeeeee!
HDW: (insert - no pun intended - long drawn out story about football player from college who I did nasty with coughtwicecough who had sculptured fucking Adonis ass, and ohmygod - I remember nothing but chisled ass, nothing about sex, but continue ...)
HDH: Well Jesus, man, now I feel inadequate.
HDW: What is the big deal?? The best sex I ever had wasn't even WITH The Great Butt Guy.
HDH: Well, that doesn't make ME feel any better.
HDW: What do you mean??
HDH: Well, I don't PRESUME to be the best sex you've ever had!
HDW: Oh my GOD!! (laughing more)
HDH: You gotta understand! I'm a sexual underachiever. I'm the slacker in the sack. I'm trying to be just GOOD ENOUGH sex.
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