Saturday, November 24, 2007
A Few Random Things

Random crap:


1. There's a radio station in town that has been playing Christmas songs since Veteran's Day. And by sheer disgust, I refuse to listen to said station until at least December 1st. BUT, if I am running through the stations and I hear Karen Carpenter singing, I have to listen. It just might be a sickness.


2. My husband has been spot cleaning the stairs with this new Oxy-Gen stuff. And he said, "HDW! Come look! When I spray it, it looks like I'm pissing on the steps!". I walk up a few stairs to look, and he 'pisses' on me. Sprays my shirt. Don't worry, BBG. Revenge will be mine. Cold water? Shower? I believe I will be tossing that over when you least expect it, yelling, "SURF'S UP BITCH!!".


3. The inlaw's were in town for Thanksgiving. My mother-in-law is wonderful, but she miiiiiiiight be a litttttttttttle addicted to a certain pain killer (coughpercocetcough). My husband found this clip of Collette Reardon and we decided it certainly is eerily similar. Hmm.


4. My brother came over on Wednesday night with his girlfriend. And this is a big freaking deal, considering, well, he hasn't had one. For, oh, seven years. The last girl he was with is the mother of my nephew, but she flew the coop years ago. He told me last week he heard she was pregnant again (this is #4) and might have ovarian cancer (at 26). Either way, this new girlfriend is very nice, very cute and he was a whole new person around her. It was wild seeing him so googily eyed and happy. My husband is still in shock. I asked if he enjoyed dinner, and he said, "Your brother. With a girl. WTF??"


5. My son fell asleep in the car today with his new Superman pajamas on, his Spiderman shoes, and a paper Batman mask. Oh, to be a little boy.


6. My husband remarked, then, that The Bug is much happier after taking naps. I said, "Thanks, Captain Obvious. I had no idea!" - to which he replied, "I know. The world was on the cusp until I showed up!!". Good grief.


7. HDH and I watched all three of our Netflix movies in the last few days: Knocked Up, Junebug and QuinceaƱera. Seen any good movies lately? Lemme know. We're always looking for new ones to watch.


8. I wore my pink flannel pajamas for the better part of the day. I only changed so I could run to Best Buy and brave post-Black Friday crowds. And, really, it wasn't too bad. Except the checker had - quite possibly - the worst body odor ever in the history of the world. Seriously. He stunk.


9. My grandmother is coming to visit for only a few hours on Tuesday. The one and the same who gave me this reversible, previously used (by her) sparkly coat a few years ago. She is still calling me by her dead dog's name, and telling me she's just never SEEN me so heavy. So, she buys me clothes about, oh, eight sizes too big. I'm excited, can you tell? I really will be. I promise. Just not needing the head trip about how I look, pleaseandthankyou.
10. I needed to end on an even number. Just like being compelled to stop and listen to Karen Carpenter sing, "Merry Christmas, Darling". Honestly.

PS And still going private next week. Thanks for everyone sending me their email addresses so I can add you to 'the list'. I'm not weeding out the lurkers, promise. You want to still lurk? Send me your email and continue lurking. I'm happy you stop by to read, even if you don't feel like commenting. Or if you're like Mr Vholes who refuses to comment. He's the Anti-Commenter. Always rebelling against The Establishment, that one.

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Monday, June 11, 2007
Giant Steps Are What You Take (walking on the moon) ....
We had a kick ass weekend.



Friday night, we went to a banquet downtown honoring the graduating residents. Although it was a four hour show, it went by quickly with a lot of wine. I also had the pleasure of sitting with a few of the retired faculty and one of their wives. She knew of my hometown and the name of the drugstore that used to be there (we'd walk to it after school, sit on the barstools and have marshmellow cokes ... it'd be fine as long as you didn't stick your straw INto the marshmellow).



After the banquet, HDHusband and I headed out to a local bar with some of the other attendings. It should be said that the bar we went to is known in our city to be mostly for those over the age of 60. You must have silver hair, slick it down and tan a lot - if you are a guy. The last time I went there, I was with Kath. Some very old and wrinkly hand reached out from the crowd, grabbed my arm, and asked me why I was going home so early. I think, at best, he was 80. It was completely a Tales From the Crypt kind of moment.



Friday night, I saw a Bar Troll at this place. She was doing her damn best to catch the attention of all of these guys in suits. She looked like Bonds hit a few homeruns on her face - it just wasn't pretty. Stringy blond hair, boogily eyes, a fake tan job that had turned her FACE gray, a tight blue strapless dress, black pantyhose and gold heels. Honest to God, she kept inching up the skirt until her control top was showing. You know, that's just not hot!



I couldn't figure out why she was giving me the Stink Eye most of the night, but after discussing with my husband later, we realized he hadn't worn his wedding ring (remember, it tumbled down an elevator shaft?) and she was eyeing me as competition. I've never seen anything so hideous in my life. I should have had my camera, but by that time, I was dead tired of carrying it around.



On Saturday, HDHusband and I went to THE POLICE concert at the Pepsi Center! I nearly wet myself. I love their music, and I would hump Sting silly if given the chance. Although, I hear he's into the tantric sex, but hey, I can learn, I suppose. Anything to hear "Wrapped Around Your Finger" and "Don't Stand So Close To Me". Sigh.



And last night (Sunday), we drove to the other side of town to a neat little Italian restaraunt. Twenty percent of your dinner bill went to support a camp in town for disabled children. Seemed like a good deal to us. Our son behaved himself (mostly) and was serenaded by a violinist (he requested, "Twinkle, Twinkle" and she obliged).



Apparently while we were on the other side of the world, there was a wind burst in our neighborhood. We had knocked out power, trees and debris everywhere. Colorado weather is weird, man. It's been hotter than blazes here lately. If you can get out early in the morning, that's great - because by 11 a.m., you're inside praying for mercy.

Tomorrow, I'm thinking of being really brave and taking my three-year-old to see Shrek in the theater. It will be an adventure, but of all things, COLD in the theater.

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