At a company Christmas party last year, my friend brought a guy that she really, really, really, really liked. (did I mention, REALLY liked?) End of the evening, he makes it perfectly clear he'd like to date me. He gives me his business card and says, "Call me if something happens with your husband". Uh, NOT HARDLY.

Not long after the most-uncomfortable-evening, my girlfriend emails him and includes me on the email; therefore, he now has my email address. Motherf**k. Since then, I have gotten strange emails from him, some half-normal, but the one a few days ago takes the cake.

He said (and I quote): "Why can't you be single and end my single misery?" .... I told HDH and his response? "Tell him you have a 6'5" husband built like an NFL tight end who will end ALL of his misery".

Funny (and accurate).