NOTE: Yup. You guessed it! Most of the links are going to be very NSFW (not safe for work).

Last night, after three glasses of wine and a good dinner at Osaka (and about 1,000 wrong turns as she wouldn't listen to me, but I was right, god love her), my girlfriend, A, and I made our way downtown to the Sex and So Much More! show at the convention center.

We had a some drinks in the Beer Garden before going in. Met two guys from Denver whose girlfriends were inside looking at the stuff. They couldn't believe our husbands stayed home while we came to show. After learning they were at home AND watching our children, they bought us more beer.

I loved being at this place --- primarily because there wasn't this uncomfortableness. EVERYBODY THERE LOVED SEX. You could freely say the words that would make pleasant company cringe. You could learn about different things you'd never know about otherwise. You could hang out in a sex swing (and they aren't too bad, for whatever it's worth) and talk about the angles and positions.

The first booth we went to had a wide variety of non-piercing jewlery, which completely fascinated us. The Guy With The Twirly 'Stache selling the stuff gave us about a 15 minute tutorial on how to use the clit jewelry. He pulled out a few more items, telling us all about dom's and sub's, and then the largest variety of cock rings I have ever seen. He added, "And if you are going through the airport, you can just slip it on your wrist as a bracelet and no one would be the wiser".

I reported this later to HDHusband who said, "Oh man. That would be one stinky ass bracelet!" - prompting to me resolve to look at the wrists of my airline passengers from now on.

I pussed out (no pun intended) and didn't buy a $99 clit ring, and got this instead:

Anklet (second from the top)

While purusing the selection of glass dildos (ohmyohmyohmy), I saw one that was very likely 18" long and so big around my vagina puckered right there. The gentlemen selling the dildos told us he sells "about two a month and doesn't ask any questions". He also said the dildos "just don't work without the dual end going up your ass". We'll be the judge of that.


I was buzzed with a vibrator by a gal selling goods across the way from the dildo shop. Twice. Yeeeeeeum. Dirty girl!! She was remarking that some women were totally appalled. And then there were my girlfriend and I saying, "DAMN! BRING IT!" - ha ha.

We were saddened to learn we'd missed out on seeing Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy, but we did see a few other B List porn stars. (Sorry Damian)

So, a fun night.

But, I have this sinking feeling my hangover hasn't really hit yet. I'm quite sure I haven't thought of everything yet from last night. I will say, though, that you just aren't human if you leave that place not horny.

Good Lord.