Highlights from my day with HDToddler yesterday:

1. Dusting the table: I gave him a dust rag, I had a dust rag, and I sprayed Pledge all over the table. Instead of wiping it up like Mommy, HDToddler opted to try and lick up the Pledge. The imaginary called to Poison Control was enough ... "No, really, he LICKED THE PLEDGE off the table!".

2. Doing laundry: I was letting him help move wet clothes into the dryer, and this was fine for a bit. I turned around to do something else for a minute, and then heard this whimpering from the laundry room. I came in to see my son had gotten him stuck in the front-loading washing machine. He looked like a contortionist. A very scared one, anyway.

3. Watching the 14,000th installment of Pooh's Heffalump movie: HDToddler in the big chair, with blanket and sippy cup. Talking along to the movie one minute, and the next, asleep and falling over, twitching and completely out cold. Right during the song, "don't grow up so fast, soon soon" ... which made my heart just burst open, of course.