I love Statcounter - I really do. It's been fun seeing who reads my blog, who skims over, where they came from and how many visits. It's great.

And many times, it's fun to see the keyword searches. People look for some crazy and interesting shit, you know. Someone recently found me by typing in something about happy apple people.

But - in the last two days, I've not liked my Statcounter. I've had hits for things that make me ILL. I don't like to think that there are creepy fuckers out there like. I know there are, but I don't like thinking about this. I like thinking everyone searches for the name of the movie they can't quite remember, or the friend of theirs from college they've lost track of and are trying to find.

Certainly not THIS shit:

(SEARCHES REMOVED, BUT THEY WERE REALLY GROSS AND ABOUT INCEST)


I wish I were kidding - and even then, this shit wouldn't be funny. And these are all from seperate parts of the United States, except one in Macau, Macao.

Y'all are sick fucks. Don't stop by this blog anymore. You are not welcome here.