No, really.

I am a huge fan of perfumes and colognes. Love, love, love them. I have so many for different occasions, different moods. I absolutely LOVE perfumes.

But after my childhood friend Lizard clued me in to a new website, I feel compelled to share with all of you what sort of perfumes and such we've uncovered:

Are you in the mood to smell like earthworm?

How about a funeral home?

Maybe you think the chicks will dig ya if you smell like a horse stable?

Are you trying to stand apart from the crowd? Then you should certainly try this cologne out ...

I like that if you want to smell like this, it comes in a 'calming lotion', as well.

Honestly, any smell you can conjure up in your head, and you'll find it on this site: sushi, paint, vinyl, beet root, holy water, and glue - among many other choices.

Knock yourself out.

Maybe, literally.

Labels: funny find, perfumes