Baboons Need Love Too
Me: I have nothing to say.
HDHusband: Why don't you put up one of the asshole comments I've made lately?
Me: Which one?
HDHusband: I don't know, pick one!! I only make them every five fucking minutes.
(five minutes later, HDHusband appears behind me post-working out)
Me: OH MY GOD! You are RIPE! Go take a shower.
HDH: In the Animal Kingdom, that is called chemoattractant.
Me: Well, I am certainly not attracted!! (with my shirt over my face, by the way)
HDH: Well, if we were baboons, you'd be sniffing my butt by now. THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT!!
Me: God, you are an odd duck. Sorry, BABOON.
(Note: Love Thursday will be back, I promise. I'm waiting for inspiration ...)
Labels: hdh-isms
