HDHusband: Ninety percent of what I say is inappropriate.
HDWife: And the other ten?
HDHusband: I'm eating.
And I'd laugh if it weren't so true.
In unrelated news:
My kid has pink eye. Pretty sure, anyway. And of course, it will end up in MY EYE so be prepared for a lot of bitching from my camp in the next few days. And yes, Kath, I will call you if I need anything (and I might, ha).
Because I am a cranky momma bear, I thought I'd put something up that makes me laugh. This picture cracked me the fuck up:
Labels: fucking metal, my husband is a pompous ass, please god don't let this be pink eye, weekend

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