You know those goofy Myspace surveys? My brother filled one out with me in mind, and I figured I'd share with all of you:

Who knows me best? the race is on......this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea....and send it back to me. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost a blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you!

Where did we meet?
You dropped me you jerk. lol (true story - I dropped him at the adoption agency)

Summarize me in one sentence:
Smart ass!!! hahahahahahaha

Take a stab at my middle name?
easy, Linn

How long have you known me?
almost 28 years, unfortuanetly

When is the last time that we saw each other?
can't remember

Do I drink?
only in days that end in Y, kidding, not much

Am I happy?
I hope

Am I a good person?
not really, YES

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?
thats MY sister, SHIT

What's one of my favorite things to do?
Hang with The Bug

Who Do I love more than my life?
The Bug, and maybe HotDoctorHusband (I like how he added 'maybe')

Am I funny?
looking

Have you ever made me smile..if so when?
lots of times, I am a smart ass

What's my favorite type of music?
Crappy 80-90s music, I think

Have you ever seen me cry?
I don't think so

Can I sing?
yes

What is the best feature about me?
Your brother

Am I shy or outgoing?
outgoing

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
both

Do I have any special talents?
Piano

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?
normal

Have you ever hugged me?
yes

Kissed me?
a long time ago

What is my favorite food?
lasagna, I think

Am i a good cook?
not sure

Am I dating anyone?
Hope not, you're married

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?
blondie

What's your favorite memory of me:
all of them, except when you moved out (this one actually made me tear up)

What is my worst habit:
chewing tabacco (as if)

Do I like corn dogs?
probably

Have you ever had a dream about me?
can't remember

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would say?
FUCK, not my brother

Whats my religion?
Heavens Gate

Am I family oriented?
yes

Who is my best friend?
ElJefe, i think

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What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
I remember freaking out after seeing Halloween. I hated the Chucky movies. But there was one movie called (I think) Night of the Living Dead - my brother picked it out from our local movie store/gas station. I remember something about zombies and little 'tails' that would form on the back of necks, and that's how you'd know if someone was infected or not.

What was your favorite Halloween costume as a child?
I am particularly fond of the year I went as the Statue of Liberty. I remember it being my idea, and I even won some silly little contest that year. I used my flashlight for the torch, too.

Given enough money what would be your fantasy Halloween costume?
Invisible Mom.

When was the last time you went trick-or-treating?
Last year. My son was finally old enough to really go, so we hit up a few houses, took some pictures, and came home because it was freezing balls out there.

What is your favorite Halloween candy?
Not a big candy person.

Tell us about a scary nightmare you once had?
Any dream involving not being able to find my son. I had one such dream early Monday morning.

What is your supernatural fear ?
Not really sure I have one ...

What is your ‘creepy-crawly’ fear?
I am most certainly not a fan of snakes.

Tell us about a time when you saw a ghost, or heard something go bump in the night ?
Oh, every time the lights in the shower come on, complete with switch going up, or the bathtub jets turning on at all hours of day and night, or the time my music box kicked on after having not bee played for like, oh, years ...

Would you stay overnight in a real haunted house?
I wouldn't say THIS house is haunted, but something is going on around here. But yeah, I probably would stay in a haunted house. Why not!

Are you a traditionalist or a creative carver of your Jack-O’Lantern?
Probably a traditionlist, but only because I lack any sort of creativity in drawing. I'm big on the stick figures, you know.

How much do you decorate your house at Halloween?
I didn't decorate much before having a little one, and now we put a few pumpkins here and there, and some stickers on the windows.

What do you want on your tombstone?
I want to be a smartass here and talk about whatever might be good on a pizza ...

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I was tagged by Hayes ....

I have to post these rules: one, each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves. Two, people who are tagged need to write their own blog entry about their eight things and post these rules. Three, at the end of your entry, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names/pseudonyms/blogs. Four, don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog. Ready? Here goes!


1. I hate coyotes. The closest I ever came to one, though, was in high school. Some guys thought it would be funny to put a tanned coyote head in my locker. Boys have funny ways of telling you they like you.

2. I worked as a can-can girl and piano player during high school. I loved entertaining, but hated cleaning up those bastard peanut shells.

3. When I grow up, I want to be a lounge singer. I am already to do my version of "Guilty" - let me at a mic, man!

4. I can bend my thumbs around and do this W thingie with my tongue.

5. I type pretty fast on the computer, but I can't text worth a damn. Ask Frychk. "Here, HDW, do you WANT me to do it FOR you?"

6. I first saw my husband at the salad bar at work. Ah, true love via a sneeze guard.

7. I care more about the lyrics in songs. It can have a shit melody as long as it says something that speaks to me. Although "Guilty" doesn't have a shit melody, it has great lyrics. I love me some songs by Randy Newman.

8. I'm sweating like a whore in church right now. I think my fever just broke. Hug me.

And I'm supposed to tag people, but I just don't feel like doing that. So let me know if you do it, and I'll link you.

I'm nice like that.

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