While discussing with HDH a strange turn of events in which a girl in my brother's h.s. class (now 25) married and had babies with the father (50-ish) of another classmate's whom she once dated ... I remarked that she was now wondering what she had done. I pointed out that it was likely the thrill of the moment, dating someone you 'shouldn't' be, and now they have kids and she's still young, and realizing what a mistake this all was.

HDH says to me: "You know, kind of like how I was your boss when we started dating".
Me: "You weren't my boss, dumbass".
HDH: "I am now!"

I threw something at him then.

Dumbass.