Between HDH and myself (feel the love, FEEL IT!):

I went to bed the other night at 10:30, very tired and hardly awake. I was asleep a good hour before HDHusband came in. He was talking and talking about God-only-know-what, and I was trying to stay in this nice sleep I was in.

He then climbs into bed, and we have the following exchange:

HDH: This book was AWESOME!! I mean, just AWESOME. It was the best book I've read in a long, long time ......

HDW: Will you still like that book when I shove it up your ass?

Last night at the neighbor's house:

BullemicNeighbor to another neighbor and myself: And so I said to myself, "You can't buy the Glade brand candles, because ... they're GLADE after all!"