HDW:I have a canker sore and you know what? when I was decorating the tree, I put an ornament in my mouth for a second and got the hanger stuck
RIGHT ON IT
Fyrchk:: so that's awesome
now your christmas ornaments have herpes
HDW:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
passing down memories from generation to generation
Fyrchk: DECK THE HALLS WITH HERPES SIMPLEX 1
HDW: ah yes, the Xmas mommy had mouth sores
Fyrhck:FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
HDW: falalalalalala tis the season to buy some Herpacin falallalalaalalalal dawn we now our pussed out apparel flalalalallalalallala tis the season to ...
Fyrhck:: troll the ancient yuletide open oozing sores
me: flalalalallalalalallalalalalalalalla

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