Courtesy Fyrchk's e-hump, I bring you my list:

10 years ago - I was living in my first apartment, some rundown place. The guy above me beat his girlfriend all the time. That was lovely. My dad had just died and I was miserable. I was pretty much a lump and it's not a fun time to remember.

5 years ago - I had just started dating my husband, dealing with his pyscho-ex hosebeast girlfriend, otherwise known as Pig Vomit.

1 year ago - Still dealing with Pig Vomit. Had a newborn who cried a lot, working on losing the baby weight.

Yesterday - What did I do ... let's see ... I was dealing with a 17-mth-old baby, cleaned the house for the in-law's arrival (any minute now), ran errands, made dinner, had wine, went to bed and couldn't sleep.

5 snacks I enjoy - If I could choose ANYTHING ... I love nachos, vegatable and dip, popcorn, Hot Tamales, and ......... a martini. It's not a snack, but I couldn't care less.

5 songs I know all the words to - "Jolene" by Dolly Parton, "Don't Stand So Close To Me", The Police, "Only Yesterday" by the Carpenters, "For My Wedding" by Don Henley (our wedding song), and ... lots of others. I can't choose.

5 things I would do with $100 million dollars - For one, I'd get a new car. I hate mine. Pay off the house, buy a house on the Oregon coast and give a lot away to charity.

5 Places I would run away to - If I told you, you'd come and find me, now wouldn't you?

5 things I would never wear - Those stupid Ugg boots. About everything else I'm fine with ...

5 Favorite TV Shows - Scrubs, Desperate Housewvives (you don't say), Ellen (because when my baby hears the theme song, he starts to dance), Law and Order (not so much lately), and sadly, the Surreal Life. It's nice to watch a train wreck in motion.

5 Biggest Joys - My son talking to himself in the morning, before we go into his room. My husband leaving a card for me and calling during the day just because (and no, not because of the velcro stunt). Visiting with old friends. Listening to good music and enjoying a nice vino. And, I suspect, having a good life.

5 favorite toys - They are upstairs under my bed, actually.