STUPID PEOPLE!!!

We keep getting calls for this dumbass who hasn't paid a bill, apparently, since Reagan was president!! And I'm getting REALLY PISSED OFF!

We get these recordings of, "This is not a telemarketer. We are needing to speak to you about an urgent issue. Please call this number."

So I call.

Every time.

And I tell them that there is NO ONE by the name of MR. FALIHAX at our house!! I would kick him in the balls if he were here, because he'd be the shithead with a shitty credit report fucking up my life!

Because I'm SMART (unlike the damn credit agencies that still call going on five years now), I tell them that there is a listing for this shit-for-brains in Castle Rock, CO. In the White Pages and on Switchboard.com. He spells his name differently, but the same tool.

Please. HOW DO I GET THEM TO STOP CALLING US?? Can I report them to the Do Not Call list?

Oh, and A BIG SHIT LICKING FUCK YOU to Mr. FALIHAX.