Had a Friday Martini lunch with two neighbor ladies today. I ordered the Desperate Houswife martini (appropriate, of course).

During the conversation, one neighbor says to the other:

BullemicNeighbor: "I just can't CUSS around you. I have never once hear you say ... you know, the 'f' word."
BossypantsNeighbor: "Really?? I say it all the time. Fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
Me: "I say it way too often. You can just say it around me whenever you need to."
BullemicNeighbor: "Oh goodie. Now I have a fuck buddy!!"

And it was lost on her.

The rest of us were on the floor laughing, ordering another martini. She was being Miss Stickuptheass and refused to play our reindeer games.