Ten Things I've Done Different Than You:

1. Sung the National Anthem acapella (and alone) for sporting events for 4 years in high school

2. Was in a French television commercial (and my clothes were on)

3. Had my uvula whacked off during my tonsillectomy

4. Broke my nose on a damned cinder block as a kid

5. Played pasture golf, complete with score card and map that said, "Watch out for cows" and "Here's the irrigation line". (the 'hot tub' that night was a reformed horse watering tank surrounded with redwood deck. Swear.)

6. Been on a 7 mile cattle drive and hated every minute.

7. Met David Hasselhoff (well, yay me!) while playing pinball.

8. Chased a burglar out of my house when my son was six-weeks-old and called him a lot of names that would make my Baptist grandmother faint.

9. Had a "unilateral nevoid telangiectasia" on my leg. Woke up one morning and from my ass to my foot, my leg was bright red/purple. Really HAWT, I tell you. (And, the only photos on the internet I can find are of a woman who has this on her BOOBS.)

10. Saw CarHenge in Nebraska on a family vacation. If that doesn't scream, "GREAT TIME!", I don't know what does.